9. On which day does Khee Xuan does his duty of cleaning the whiteboard? (1m)
10. Which 3rd lang does Khee Xuan take? (1m)
11. Which relation in band does Khee Xuan aim to promote between which 2 sections? (2m)
12. Which teacher's departure made Khee Xuan cried for the first time ever since he stepped into Chinese High School? (1m)
13. Other than an alarm clock, which alarm device does Khee Xuan uses to wake him up every morning? (2m)
14. Name 2 hobbies of Khee Xuan at the computer. (2m)
15. Which direct bus other than 74 can Khee Xuan take to get home? (2m)
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17. Which country did Khee Xuan visit when he was six? (1m) Bonus (1m): Name one of the state/citie(s) that he went to.
18. How many siblings does Khee Xuan have? (1m)
19. When is Khee Xuan's expected due date for his birth? (Not birthday!) (1m)
(a) 3rd December
(b) 7th December
(c) 9th December
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The Answers!
1 - (a)
2 - (a),(b),(c) are accepted. Surprisingly. :D
3 - (a). Cos Khee Xuan's Maths is bad. (b) refers to a bitch, which equates to his personality as bitchy whereas (c) refers to a singing machine, which also happens to be him, except it is spoilt just like his own CD discman.
4 - Band: Sean, Rujun, Harrapan, Kun Won, Kian Hong, Terence, Sheng Heng, Jia Wei, Khai Boon, Chin Seng and Melvin
3rd Lang: Jeffrey, Yu Feng, Yong Lin, Marcus, Sheng Wei, Albert, Yong Lin and Zheng Hang (Choose any three from above)
5a – (b)
5b – (a)
6a – (Choose from the list): Tai Boon, Kai Jun, Yu Feng, Kun Won, Kuang Li, Jeremy, Sheng Wei, Yong Lin, Marcus, Qian Xiang, Sua Yu and Zheng Hang
6b – Lester (Tuba), Leslie (Percussion), Jia Chen (Tuba), Ashton (Trombone)
7a – To spite and annoy me. Bonus: Yu Feng
7b – Kun Won and Sean
8 – His father
9 – Wednesday
10 – Japanese Language
11 – Euphonium-horn relation
12 – Ms Sharma
13 – Pager alarm
14 – Chatting at MSN, composing music using Finale Notepad and singing with the Windows Media Player
15 – Bus 156
16 – Nestle Crunchie, Golden Crumble, Milky Way Chocolate and Cadbury Dairy Milk (choose from the list)
17 – America. Bonus: (choose from list) Los Angeles, San Francisco or Las Vegas
18 – None. He is the only child
19 – (c)
Analysis of scores ( x /30)
If x is between 11 – 23, you are on a safe level of knowing Khee Xuan quite well. This is considered the best category to be in as the distance and knowledge you need to know about Khee Xuan is adequate to be his good friend. Give a pat on your shoulder if you have a score of 11 – 17. BEWARE if your score is the upper range of this category. As I have mentioned, it might not be good to know too much about Khee Xuan. All his actions and speeches will be so predictable that you won’t want to talk to him anymore. What can be worse than losing such a ‘good friend’?
If x is between 24 – 30, you are on a dangerous level. You must be a psychic like Karen Smith. Quote, "I think I am a psychic. I think I have the fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell the weather. They can tell when it is raining." It is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to reach this level unless you track Khee Xuan with a web cam or something. Hmm, I might remind him to watch out for camera phones and hidden cameras that trail him wherever he goes, especially if you have such a high score. People with this score also must have got the Danger Range in the proximity quiz with a score of above 28. Scary. I mean it.
That’s all for today’s quiz. Hope you’ve enjoyed it and know more about Khee Xuan. Watch out for the next issue where the guide book will tell you all about how Khee Xuan annoys people. Check out the next issue of "Guide to Surviving Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa"!
Signing off,
Anonymous Writer GW
