Guide to Surviving Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa
Chapter 3: How Khee Xuan Annoys You
Below are a few approaches that Khee Xuan does to annoy people. They might be intentional or accidental, depending on your tolerance level. Steps of how to avoid being annoyed by him or stop him from annoying you (e.g. smash a beef cake at his face), will be included in the next chapter. Not this one. So it will take you another week to resist his 'attack'. Meanwhile, sit back, relax, drink a cup of kopi-O, push the recliner down, play the enclosed CD of Khee Xuan's autographed favourites - "All By Myself": Screechy version and enjoy and recall how Khee Xuan annoys you as shown by the guide below.
1. Non-stop, repititive, incessant singing - Khee Xuan obviously keeps singing like a mad bitch, as quoted from the previous post, "Why isnt there any singing class? I want to sing like a mad bitch!" - Khee Xuan.
Currently, he has the tendency to sing his favourites, "Because You Loved Me", "All by Myself", "It's Raining Men", "Inseparable", "Chain of Fools"... He sings them during recesses, lunchtime, and even class.
Here's an example: Scenario: Maths class, pupils are doing Maths wksheet. Suddenly, Khee Xuan starts to sing. Notice the conflicting comments which go in the same direction, which shows people getting annoyed.
Khee Xuan: "Chain chain chain ~ Chain of fools... Chain chain Chain ~ ~ ~..."
Person X: "Khee Xuan. Shut Up."
Person Y: "It's very noisy here. I need to do my Maths in peace!" (with an irritated face)
(Khee Xuan continues to sing.)
Person X: "Khee Xuan. Stop it. Shut Up. (Exasperation building up.)
Person Y: Annoyed silence
Person Z: "You have a good tone when u sang the chorus. I like the tune and the mood when you are singing it. It sounds nice. You should retain this mood and tone by resting your throat and stop singing. It will help to take care of this nice tone, ok?"
(Khee Xuan stops singing.)
AND of course, you must be wondering who are these people X,Y and Z. Since I gave them names, of course I won't reveal their identities right? Unless you bug me... Bug... BUG ME NOW!!!
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Ok, since you are so desperate to know who these persons are, I will tell you then. Person X is none other than Jeffrey, and he asked Khee Xuan to shut up so that he won't affect Person Y doing work, which happens to be Yu feng. Haha. I am making Person X angry by saying that. No offence, truly. Totally. And since Khee Xuan had made a pact with Person Z, that he will hit him if Person Z insulted Khee Xuan and vice versa. So of course, Jian yi had to shut Khee Xuan up in a nice and intelligent way. That's all for the first point.
In conclusion, if next time you see Khee Xuan singing, and you do happen to dislike it, DO NOT ASK HIM TO SHUT UP COS IT IS OF NO USE! All you can do is to intelligently ask him to stop, if you have the brains to.
Signing off,
Anonymous Writer GW
